When your town really needs a name for your local badminton, lacrosse, curling, jai alai, cricket, rugby, horseshoe, shuffleboard, bocce, billiards, croquet, javelin, or diving squad, here are 422 suggestions that will make their hair curl:

Acapulco Gold
Agoura Phobia
Albuquerque Acquittal
Albuquerque Kirtle
Albuquerque Peak
Albuquerque Quest
Artego
Avenetro
Bali Who
Bel Air Jordans
Bermuda Sand Dabs
Biloxi Calm
Biloxi Force
Birmingham Sandwiches
Boca Constrictors
Bolton Rash
Born to Scrum
Boston Colony
Boston Fantastic
Boston Manicure
Bowl Your Own
Bowligerent
Bowltergeist
Bridgeport Butter
Bulls Bears Pigs and Stallions
Burbank Examiners
Cabo Cabaña
Cajun Sation
Canoga Park Rangers
Canoga Pork
Capistrano Muzzle
Carolina Curse
Carson Carson
Carson Category Five
Cat aux Gory Five
Cerritos Corn Chips
Chateau Yo
Cleveland Berets
Cleveland Blues
Cleveland Boilers
Cleveland Brownies
Cleveland Brownout
Cleveland Calvary
Cleveland Caribou
Cleveland Chute
Cleveland Claws
Cleveland Cleavage
Cleveland Fallout
Cleveland Force
Cleveland Paratroopers
Cleveland Rails
Cleveland Rhapsody
Cleveland Silencers
Cleveland Silos
Cleveland Smoke
Cleveland Thunder
Cleveland Trend
Clever Leather
Colma Prawns
Compton Category Five
Compton Plainsmen
Concord Militia
Cool Torque
Corona Category Five
Costa Mesa Category Five
Covina Category Five
Dana Point Dexters
Davenport Authority
Die Nasty
Downward Facing Gods
Earth is Good Food
Edmonton Eyelash
El Monte Cristos
El Toro Why
Encino Evil
Erie Coincidence
Fallbrook Shields
Fargo Argonauts
Fargo Field
Fargo Railyard
Fear Tumbler
Ferndale Peptides
Flagstaff Infection
Flint Stoners
Flying Gravity
Foam Team
Folsom Bobs
Fresno Blister
Fury Us!
Gal Van Nuys
Galveston Eye
Game Face Jesus
Glace Lass
Glendale Blast
Glendale Evans
Glendale Gloat
Goon Boon
Goon Cocoon
Gorman Issue
Gorman Poppysocks
Graviteam
Greensborough Green
Gristle Gang
Guerneville Spores
Halifax Machine
Ham Crunchers
Havasu Cherry
Hemet Buffers
Hemet Damnit!
Hemet Vehement
Hoodie
Houston High Rise
Houston Horror
Houston Humidor
Houston Hush
Houston Pile Drivers
Houston Power
Houston Riot
Houston Samaritans
Houston Samarium
Houston Samba
Houston Samurai
Houston Squall
Houston Storm
Houston Thunder
Houston Waterspout
Houston Whirl
Industry Leaders
Inland Empire
Iowa Feed
Iowa Sailor
Iron Horace
Irvine Aftermath
Irvine Armageddon
Irvine Concrete
Irvine Grail
Irvine Grind
Irvine Loot
Irvine Mall
Irvine Mill
Irvine Oracles
Irvine Order
Irvine Peel
Irvine Porcupine
Irvine Ranch
Irvine Stucco
Irvine Swan
Irvine Under-A’s
Irvine Venture
Irvine Wallet
Istanbul Imam
Ixtapa Urn
Jackson Browns
Kansas City BassLines
Kansas City BeBop
Kansas City Big Brass
Kansas City Blue Bells
Kansas City Blue Skyhooks
Kansas City Blues Backers
Kansas City Blues Dunkers
Kansas City Brass
Kansas City Brass Dunkers
Kansas City Jitterbugs
Kansas City Jive
Kansas City Jump Blues
Kansas City Oz
Kansas City Quintets
Kansas City Rebounders
Kansas City Resounders
Kansas City Rhythms
Kansas City Shutdows
Kansas City Swing
Kansas City Synco’s
Kansas City Synergy
Kansas City Tranes
Kiev Kreme
Kimono Open
Kingston Kats
La Canada Category Five
La Canada Cutter
LA Crash
LA Freeway
LA Gaffers
LA Mischief
LA Planet
LA Quake
LA Syndrome
Lansing Venison
Laughlin Need
Los Angeles Devils
Los Angeles Feature
Los Angeles Haze
Los Angeles Proper
Los Angeles Prophesy
Los Angeles Renegade
Los Angeles Screen
Los AngelesTower
Louisville Lunch
Malibu Burn
Malibu Fuegos
Malibu Radleys
Malibu Slide
Markleeville Marionettes
Miami Hurl
Miami Shelter
Minimizer’s
Minnesota Double Domes
Minnesota Shutdowns
Mississippi Flood
Mississippi Krill
Mississippi Moments
Modoc Parrots
Mondo Bocci
Mongerfish
Montreal Muzak
Mr. Pin Action
Mrs. Deacon Jones
Mutt Medallions
My Bad
Nashville Noose
Native ET
Needles Penthouse
New Jersey Dacron
New Jersey Stoop
New Orleans Ivan
Norfolk Lookout
North Hollywood Squares
Norwalk Nodes
NY Spree
Ojai Planet
Ojai Ray
Omaha Trample
Orlando Fog
Orlando Talcum
Oxnard Port
Pacific Grove Cock Rats
Pair O’ Grim Falcons
Pamona Lisa
Pandora’s Boxers
Pensacola Calm
Pensacola Terror
Pensacola Urge
Philidelphia Flux
Pittsburg Rush
Placerville Plasma
Pleidian Venture
Podunk Pride
Point Conception War
Pomona Lisa
Pontiac Burnout
Pyroclastic Northampton Ureter
Quatro 7
Redmond Gates
Redondo Roustabouts
Reno Dice
Reverse Curse
Riverside Fault
Sabre Slayers
Sacramento Freshmakers
Sacramento Sac
San Antonio Segue
San Bernadino Empire
San Fernando Llamas
San Fernando Splice
San Jose Circuit
San Jose Populous
San Onofre Fallout
Santa Rosa Chard
Saratoga Surge
Sausalito Sewer
Seattle Nozzle
Sherman Oaks Ridge Boys
Shock and Almonds
Sigh Clone
Silicone Heads
Slicer Dicer
Solana Beach Swell
Solana Beach Wipeout
Solvang Chime
Springfield Operatives
Suicide Abs
Super Ciao
Super Cize
Tarzana Heyzanas
Ten Pen Alley
The Agenda
The Ain’ts
The Austin Powers
The Back-n-Blues
The Baker Boys
The Bel Air Greenbacks
The Big Brass
The Biloxi Prawns
The Blow Holes
The Blue Bells
The Blue Skyhooks
The Blue Tones
The Blues Backers
The Blues Dunkers
The Bowling Green Monsters
The Boy Who Whined Duck
The Brass
The Brass Dunkers
The Bum Dots
The Category Five
The Cavalcade
The Chatsworth Millions
The Cleaners
The Croutons
The Crowd
The Delaware Corps
The Delaware Pride
The Delts
The Denver Omelettes
The Eau Claire Horowitzes
The El Toro Why
The Flotsam
The French Ticklers
The Fresno Sweat
The Gardena Miracle
The Gerberville Babyfood Dribblers
The Halifax Machine
The Helena Handbaskets
The Hollywood Eleven
The Horrid Crabs
The Ice spikes
The Jackson Hole Enchiladas
The Jersey Prawns
The KC Rebounders
The Kyoto Godzillas
The Lansing Boils
The Little Rock Lobsters
The Loop
The Los Angeles Cacophony
The Los Angeles Holy Rollers
The Magnetic Hoops
The Maine Ingredient
The Modesto Effect
The Modoc Littany
The Mongers
The Montgomery Clifts
The Moreno Valley P.T.A.
The Mucky Mucks
The New Zealand Rollers
The Ohio Players
The Oz
The Pagan County Revellers
The Palermo Effect
The Paramount Pictures
The Pasadena Lollobrigidas
The Pockets of Resistence
The Portion
The Punitive Damage
The Rebuttals
The Red Rockets
The Resounders
The San Bernardino Martins
The Santa Ana Rosannadannas
The Santa Barbara Bush
The Santa Barbara Walters
The Santa Cruz Missiles
The Santa Fe Reznicks
The Santa Monica Lewinskies
The Santa Paula Jones
The Scrimps
The Shutdowns
The Snark
The Snunts
The Southern Rakes
The Southland Easy Riders
The Southland Fringe
The Southland Hell on Wheels
The Southland Rollers
The Southland Travelers
The Southland Turmoil
The Spearheads
The Spun
The St. Paul Presburgers
The Steppes
The Stinkhorn Six
The Supergranules
The Swift
The Synco’s
The Tonics
The Trona Effect
The Truckee Donners
The Tucson Swelter
The Turlock Stock and Barrels
The Unfolding 8
The Vernon Maxwells
The Wannabies
The Wedge
Tootsie Rollers
Topeka Twisters
Trona Freax
Tujunga Strikers
Tujunga Thunda
Tulsa Watch
Tustin 1-2-3’s
Venice Air
Venice Yard Sale
Ventura Riot
Ventura Sensation
Vilnius Wreck
Virginia Sweet
Virginia Wolf
Warning Track Jesus
Washington Spirit
Waterloo Wild Things
Watts Happening
Weekend War eoR’s
Westminster Farrakhans
Whittier Comebacks
Wild Katz
Winnetka Boom
Winnipeg Bundies
Woodland Hills Angels
Yankee Ass
Yo Yorkshire
Yorba Linda Trip
Yountville Yogurt
Zenacity