When you’re fed up with Fido, sick of Spot, chagrined by Ginger, and Rex makes you retch perhaps your timid Toto just needs a new name. Here are 752 pet names to play with:

Abercrombie
Achilles
Ahui
Airvin
Al Bum
Al Fresco
Aldo
Allah
Altie
Amaretto
Amlat
Andershun
Angster
Angus O’Reilly
Apollo
Archibald Spot
Astor
Atilla Mockingbird
Attila the Bunny
Axell
Axis
Baby Green Bean
Baby Jane
Badini
Baffle
Baker Baker
Bali Who
Balooba
Balthezar
Baluba
Bandwidth
Baran
Bark Vader
Basil
Bean
Beast
Beau
Beauregard
Beciti
BegBoy
Bela Bite
Belagossi
Belfaster
Bertha
Betty Poop
Bezal
Bigdude
Bigfoot
Bile
Bingles
Bion
Bits
Bitterbug
Biz
Bizing!
Black Burt
Blackfoot
Blackjack
Blahg
Blairvado
Blanche
Blandy
Bleeko
Blotch
Blotchie
Blue
Bob Barker
Bob Seurunkal
Boilcat
Bolto
Boo
Boozer
Bovain
Boy
Bozo
Brand New Larry
Bravo
Breathersaver
Brella
Brock Wurst
Brox
Brussel Sprout
Bubonic
Buckley
Buddha Pets
Bug Biter
Bug Eyes
Bugger
Bugsbunny
Bullen
Bun Buns
Bupsie
Buster Keaton
Butterscotch
Buzzy
Bytrex
Cadaver
Caine
Cajun
Campers
Cap’n Hook
Caruso
Cash
Cerki
Chamois
Champ
Checker
Cheeky
Chernobyl
Cheshire Rats
Cheta
Chevre
Chew Barker
Chibi
Chickory
Chief Saskitune
Chiggers
Chin Chin
Chompsky
Chong
Choo Choo
Choot
Chop Chop
Chuffy
Chum
Ciàobama
Cilantro
Cinnamon
Circles
Clarko
Claws
Cleopatra
Clive
Cloitay
Clorox
Clover
Clovie
Clovis
Clyde
Code
Coil
Collard Green
Concord
Connie Greenfeathers
Conure Pantsov
Cornelious
Cornelius
Corpy
Cosby
Cranky Petunia
Craveman
Cruton
Crux
Cubi
Cudgie
Cultie
Cuzzles
Czar
Dacron
Dacshund 2000SE
Dacshund 2000ZX
Dan Dorfman
Dandit
Deluth
Depak
Depside
Dervish
Devilette
Digme
Dingo
Dinx
Dipstick
Doggy Due
Dognosis
Dognost
Dorian
Doris
Dot Dog
Dot Doggie
Down Dammit
Dr. Doglittle
Dr. Gerbils
Dr. No
Dr. Pangloss
Dr. Prudent
Drake
Duchess
Duckie
Duke Sidewalker
Dyno
Eartha Kitt
Easy Seed
eBola
Echo
Eggnog
Elmer Food
Elmira
Elnog
Elpro
Emo Pigeon
Eros
Escape Goat
Espe
Evil Kielbasa
Exo
Fangold
Fargos
Faro
Felix Helix
Fertility
Fever
Figaro
Fital
Flanders
Flopsy
Flumbo
Flushter
Foodbowl
Foolio
Fortean
Fostre
Four Paws
Foxtail
Frank
Fray Ray
Freon
Freud
Friendly Fire
Fryar Tuck
Furry Masses
Future Cat
Fydo
GagaKita
Gage and Desoto
Gala
Gasi
Geos
Giggle’s
Gillian
Gink
Ginkle
Girlfriend
Girlie
Giuseppe Verde
Gizord
Gleamer
Gluk(k)
Glumper
GoluKibo
Gorad
Gracie
Grassmasher
Great Uncle Bulgaria
Green Beany
Green Rooster
Green-Bean
Greenspan
Gregor Samsa
Gregory Peck
Grimley
Grok
Grome
Gronk
Groover
Guak
Guernica
Guru
Gynk
Gynko
Hachew
Hacker
Hail
Halap
Halloboo
Hambone
Head Cheese
Heddy
Helmutt
Hemi More
Hester Pure
Hiku
Hinckley
Hobo
Honey
Hoodie
Hoonali
Hornery
Hot Pot
Howlelujah!
Hubris
Hulky
Humo
Icarus
IceBird
Inbox
Izzy Bell
Jackson
Jade
Jam Chops
Jarby
Jaws
JD
Jetsam
Jimmy Rogers
Jobi
Jocko
Joe Green
Joel Greyhound
John O’Conure
Joltanes
Jumbo
Jump Jack
Junior
Kaggle
Kaku
Keats
Kelpie
Khan
Kielbasa
Kiggle
Kilroy
Kioxi
Kitten X
Klaus Kinski
Kleen
Klonipin
Klugger
Kneedles
Kog
Koogle
Korla
Krackers
Krag
Krill
Krog
Kult
Kyagoro
Kyaguru
Labia
Lady Di
Lady the First
Lance Ito
Lapper
Lartego
Latte
Leafy Green
Lek Lek
Leonard
Les Varmite
Lexass
Li Li Chiq
Libido Shuffle
Licker
Lickey Dude and Dancey
Licksus
Lillytrope
Limbus
LimLim
Lip Frog
Liquor Faceov
Lollilo Lolo
Loopy
Loot
Lord Bone
Lord Martini
Love Scratch
Low Ball
Lowbrow
Lucretia
Magma
Maja
Mando
Manglo
Mantro
Martian
Mary Littlefeat
Master Fate
Mastic
Mauvie
Mean Joe
Meat Bomb
Media
Megabeth
Mei
Melchorizo
Melvillle
Meow
Meow Meow
Merlin
Mickey Moose
Micro Monkey
Minga
Miqelique
Mirtha
Mishu
Misja
Miso
Miss Thing
Mister
Momma
Mom’s
Monishi
Monopod
Mooch… the Pooch!
Moonie
Morgana
Morpheus
Mr. Beans
Mr. Beepers
Mr. Bill
Mr. Brody
Mr. Demeanor
Mr. Kniebel
Mr. Losty
Mr. Mercurial
Mr. Mucus
Mr. Surely
Mr. Zin Zin
Mrs. Beasley
MSG
Mulligan
Mungy
Murky
Murphy
Muttnick
Mutton Chops
Muzzy
My Bad
Nada
Nanna Banana
Nastenka
Nebula
Neitsche
Neon
Neox
Nerd
Nero
Nevada
Nibble
Nibbles
Nicah
Nicolt
Nik Nik
Nipper
Notorious
Nudgie
Nusfat
Nutmeg
Obey
Octavius
Old Chutney
Old Mango
Orbus
Organges
Ork
Ornamantis
Orno
Osmosis
Ozwall
Pabst
Pagent
Palace
Panda
Pang
Paprikash
Parrie Greenfeathers
Pawntiff
Paws and Lick
Peaches
Pecan
Pee Pee
Peek-A-Boo
Peeve
Pelote
Penelope
Pepp
Perkle
Pete Sake
Petter
Peyote
Phaedra
Phaendra
Phapoux
Phatso
Phebs
Pheno
Phlux
Phobia
Phocxe
Pholio
Pigger
Pikass
Pilz
Ping
Ping Pang
Ping Po
Pinnacoil
Pipkin
Pippin
Pippiripped
Pit Poodle
Piuta
Playne
Plexy
Plonk
Plumbo
Plurp
Po
Pobo
Polka
Pony Spumoni
Popo
Porcupun
Prawnlet
Pretzel
Primal Paws
Prince
Prince Myshkin
Prince Tool
Princess Jellybean
Princess Leasha
Priq
Prism
Proton
Prozac
Pudge
Puff
Puprika
Purb
Purrblett
Pyenaclet
Quacker
Quarkie
Quilch
Quincy
Quizmo
Quizmu
Racine
Radamus
Raja
Randy
Rank
Razzbo
Razzle Dazzle
Realmo
Rebar
Redsnapper
Rembrandt
Repo
Retortoise
Retsin
Riboflavin
Ribus
Ringer
Ringmaster Moses
Rivet
Road Rabbit
Robert Wagger
Robespierre
Rocket Red
Rococo
Romeo
Rope
Ross Parrot
Rotten
Rowly
Rumi
Rump
Saber Kath
Sabrina
Sadat
Sal Chicha
Sally Runningbare
Salvador
Salvy
Sammy
Samsam
Sandu
Santa Clause
Sara Bellum
Sasha
Sasquatch
Scratchett
Scrumby
Seedy
Seldom Ona Perch
Sez
Shaam
Shakespeare
Sheeba
Shinju
Shi-Shi
Shitaki
Shnitzel
Short Change
Shorty
Shostakovich
Siato
Sidney Greenstreet
Sigfried
Siggy
Significant Otter
Silky
Sir Elton
Sir Jetsam
Sleeky
Slobra
Slofast
Sludge
Smarty Jonestown
Snape
Sneeze
Spamo
Spavin
Speil
Spider
Splash
Splinter
Splinx
Spong
Sponge
Spooks
Spooky
Springfield
Sprout
Spud
Squeaky
Squid
Squirt
Squish
St. Peter’s Bird
Star Sixty Nine
Starling
Stavrogin
Sternocleidomastoid
Stim Kitty
Stray
Stretch
Stucco
Stummy
Sugar
Sumper
Sunbit
Sunshine
Super Ciao
Survival Kitten
Sweet Pea
Sweetums
Tango Puppy
Tanzar
Tarnex
Taxi
Taxus
Taz
Temorak
Tempura Sunrise
Terra Dacshund
Thackeray
The Fly Boyz
The Practical Pig
The Sedge
The Yuppy Pups
Thea
Thisbie
Thuddle
Tickle
Tickles
Tiff
Tigger
Tippy
Tiresias
Tofu
Toggles
Tom Dooley
Tootsie Roll
Topaz
Topper
Toraya
Tori Spelling
Toro
Torvin
Toto Surrogate
Tozy
Travesty
Trolley
Tstat
Tuffy
Tugboat
TurtleRama
Tuxedo
Twinkie Wink
Unacho
Uncle Boredom
Uni
Varmetta
Venetia
Verde
Verde Birdy
Vicon
Vinch
Viogre
Viram
Virgil and Stardust
Vivi
Vixo
Vodka
Volax
Voodles
Vortox
Waab
Wabash
Wazzu
Weasel
Whitesox
Willy Wicket
Wince
Wingston Churchill
Winston
Wolfgang
Wren
X Kitty
XO Kitty
Y2K Survival Kitten
Yax
Yip
Yoga Jones
Yucatango
Zaggles
Zamora
Zamox
Zasu
Zazz
Zboo
Zenka
Zenod
Ziggles
Zilch
Zilla
Zillabug
Zillappi
Zinca
Zinta
Zipak
Zipper
Zog
Zolavo
Zolof
Zoospore
Zork
Zoxy
Zuke
Zuvy