Names for your parties, parades, picnics, charades, soirees, bashes, benders, and brouhahas:

10,000 Latkes
24 Carrot Seven
25,000 Mile Stones
29 Psalms for 29 Palms
A Gathering of Hunters
Act Out Your Age
Adventure Camping
Advertising Nauseum
Aesthetic Bug Gloss
Air Fair
Alanonymous
Amagansett Go Around
Amateur Barber Night
An Arbor Day to Remember
Antisocial Darwinism
Apathesis
Apocalypso
Aria Safari
Arise and Shinola
Aromastotle
Ass Texas
Attila the Humm
Aurora Tori Spelling
Away we golf
Bali Who
Balls of the Bull Festival
Basking Bingo
Beauteous Maximus
Bébé Boom
Belch Blanket Babylon
Belfascinating Rhythm
Belfast United in Song
Bella Outdoors
Below the Beltway
Bible Quest
Blog a Thong
Blog-a-Thon
Blueberry Jam
Bong-a-Thon
Book Bound
Book Trials
Bora Bora Boar Hunt
Boston Fantastic
Bowels and Whistles
Brand Royalty
Break a Peg Leg
Bring Pluto Back!
Bring Your Boss Home From Work Day
Bring Your Ex-Spouse to Work Day
Bring Your Mother-in-Law to Work Day
Broncomania
Brooklyn Bums Boogie the night away
Buffalo Roman
Burn It On!
Burn on the Fourth of July
Bustin’ Britches Whiskeyfest
Buzzplosion
Cabbage Training
CactiDance
Call it Green
Camp Grandmada
Campxotica
Candidate For a Day
Candle Opera
Candlelight Virgil
Candy Candy!
Career Cast
Caribbean Bottleneck
Catholics and Protestants Untie
Celebrity Palsy
Centigrand
Chapter Elvis
Cheering Larry
Chewing Guam
Chillennium
Chiropractic Sojourn
Christmas PeaceFest 2001
Christmas Together
Circuitship
CircusRodeo
Citroën to the Boën
Club Hell Yea
Coffee Dreamtime
Coffee Rodeo
Coffee RoundUp
Coffee Tsunami
Coffee World
Coffeebration
Coffee-Go-Round
Colony Clutch
Comcentric
Condimantra
Contortionist’s Training Camp
Conundrum Grand
Cookie Pagent
Corn Dog Social
Corn Doggery
Corn-Fed Beef Bowl
Cosmetallic
Coup de Veal
Coupe de Troupe
Cubicide
Cubicle Wars
Dada Dwiddle
Dancalicious
Dance Contagion
Dance Fusion
Dance Vibrations
Dancellennium
Danceweekly
Darwin 911
Dawn of the Dead Festival
Deep Blue Scene
Deep Blue See
Deliveranch
Demonstration Sunday
Destination Destin
Dial-A-Smile
Digital Planet
DIGITALPARTY.COM
Dog Country
Dognost
Dot Circus
Dote
Dotting the Eyes
Drag Your Ass to Work Day
Dramantra
Drawing Dead and Loving it
Drinko de Mayo
Dude Raunch
Dutch Auction Rollover
e Me Up Scotty
Ear Scorn
Earfest.com
Earth Cup
Earth is Good Food
Elderdrama
Emperor’s R Us
Eternity Waltz
Event You All
Existential Boy’s Night Out
Exo Eccentric
Exo2000
Exoblue
ExoParty
ExoPlanet
Extinction Distinction
Faire Moan
Far Away Feast
Firebrand 500
Firefly Friends Children’s Fund
Flaming Tongue Whiskey Suckoff
Flannel Magic
Flash ’em in the Pants
FlyingRodeo
Foie Gras for Dummies
Food for Feet
Food Frolic
Fork in the Roadkill
Fornicon
Fornicult
Forty Five Kids, Hot Dogs and Spaghetti
Franchise Life
Free Form Woe
Freudian Events
Freud’s Follies
Future Engineers of Canada
Future Rodeo
Geekola
GeekSeek
Gems for Jesus
GhandiFest
Ginger Snapping
Glace Lass
Gliding Lights Children’s Fund
Glow Your Own
Go for the Juggler
Goon Boon
GoTee
Greenclick
Greenclicks
Gretels and Goths
Grill to Chill
HaikuFest
Halloween Howl
Hell 2Pay
HipHop Hooray
Hit the Good Books
Hoist the Local Rag
Home Plate Collection
Hoodie
Hope Grows Fondler
Howl Movement
Hunter’s Gathering
I Wood Knot No
Ice Cream Asocial
Ice Cream Socialism
Indian Summer
Inhale Satan
Inspire Choir
Interknack
Internet Eternity
Introducing the Inducing
Jalapeño Fire Waltz
Jean Jacket Pool
Jesus Drone
Jesus Jive
Jesus, Gandhi and Dan
Jigging Sinatra
Jimmy Buffet’s Granola Fantasy Canteen
Jumpstack
Just Nuptials
Just Say Know
Karma Farm
Kibbles and Kitsch
KidChat
KidsOnly
Kidstock
Kimono Open
Kinder Rock
Knit and Caboodle
Know Show
Knowledge World
Lambastica
Lands’ End of an Era
Le Petit Chef
Let’s Talk Turducken!
LightSpeed 3000
Lingo Bingo
Loco Motion
Loud and Queer
Lovely Lovely Two
LoveMusic
LP Youth – Leadership Program for Youth
Lutheran Luau
Mach Epoch
Market de Sade
Marmalade Parade
Martha’s Rump Roast
Mattermind
Miami Over Moon
Mighty Millennium – A Bash for 2000
Mississippi Moments
Mock Epoch
Moon Boon
Moonshine Wagon
Motovate
Motovation
Moxi Biloxi
MusiBlast
Mustang Mania
Native ET
Navel Grazing
Neils Particle Board
Neutron Bingo
New Whirled
New York Punks Polka under the Planets
Norse and Buggy
Nude Attitude
NYAccord
Objectify Your Future
Occasion Alice
Occasion Olly
Of Corsica
Of Mice and Mein
Oooh-Day
Open Arms Kimono
Open the Window
OpenDoor
Origin of the Pisces
Oy to the World
Paintstorm
Palms for Psalms
Passive Fest
Pasta la Vista
Peace by Peace
Peace is Good Food
Peace Love and Kitty Cats
Peace Meal
Peace of Cake
Peacemeal
Pheno Barbie Doll
Philidelphia Flux
Pick up the Peaces
Pigeon Wednesday
Pikachu and Hello Kitty Fight to the Death
Pineapple Day
Pipe Dreams
Piss Focus
Planet Africa
Plastic Fantastic
Plastic Planet
Poi Town & Country
Prawn Utopia
Prawnscape
Praying for Dollars
Pride Aside
Printo Supremo
Printorama
PrintPlosion
Project God
Prothopedic
Psychothon
Quake Dance
Quantifying Larry
Quatre-Vingts Morrison
Rack Wars
Raffle Your Feathers
Raindance Ranch
Ranch Cross Dressing
Rancho Merit
Rap Doodle
Reach for a Peace
Reach For Peace
Ready Fortune Teller
Reap the Mercury
Retro Plum
Retro Vile
Retro-Yo
Revering Paula
Ritual Wave
Rock Okra
Rogue Temptation
Roman Candle Empire
Sans Charo
Satelite Ranch
Scrap Opera
Screaming Tuesday
Sequin
Shock and Almonds
Shock Talk
Shovel Up and Buck
Sip and Shout
Sisters and Blisters
Slam Banjo
Smart Ask
Smelt and a Smile
Smokin’ the Data
Smores and Greedy Ants
Snow Lights
So So Toboso
Solar Bingo
Soma Night
Soul You Know
Soup Opera
Speedbolt
Spring-A-Ding
Spring-A-Ling
SpringAlong
SpringJam
SpringSing
Sprit of the Arts
Steps Into Living
Stride for Life
Striders on the Storm
Striding Light
Subterfuse
Summer of Prawns
Super Ciao
Survival of the Fattest
Sympathy Slosh
Tahoe a Go Go
Tall Tales and Nightingales
Tango Latté
Té Tango
Teaming with Success
Technoasis
Telethong
Telluride Glide
Tellurider
That’s the Wrong Bong
The Bakery Rave
The Buffoon Buffet
The Feast or Famine
The Great Bovine Picnic
The Hermit Wars
The Hip Knows Therapy
The Loop
The Million Mime March
The Monte Magum
The Nature of Nurture
The New Abnormal
The Point of Known Return
The Summit for Performance
The World at Extra Large
This Damn Planet
Thong-a-Thon
Thread the Noodle
Throng-a-Thon
Tone Bone
Tornado Picnic
Tornado Rodeo
Tres Huggers
Trinity Trona
Trotting Ham Phallus
Tunapocalypse
Tussle In Tuscany
Tyrannosaurus Rocks!
Uberlux
Umpa Lava
Virtual Rodeo
Visionary Summit
Vow Vagner
Wall Street on 100 Shares a Day
Waltzing Meridian
Waltzing with Eternity
War on Peas
Wasabi Eating Contest
Water Rodeo
Watts Happening
Weepers for Progress
Welcome Young Yankees
Well2K
Wellness 2000
Wes World
Wet the People
Who’d a Thong?
Whoopie Birthday
Why Hawaii?
Why Solvang?
Wig Week
Wisdom Tooth Convention
Wise and in the Way
Wit Knee Bisexual
Wonka Renewal
XORCat 5000
Ye Old Neil Young
Yes Sir Rotisserie
Yester Yore
Yogasm
YOU TURN – Leadership Program for Youth
Youth MP – Mentorship Program for Youth
YouthZest
Yucatango