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Tail of the Snail

 

He leaned up against the stalled Dodge Plimpton, sweating and gasping for breath. Like many sufferers of Full Moon Kathy, Uzi Q required a great deal of Fibrodyne just to get out of bed in the morning. All of which pretty much meant that his dream of playing professional ball for the Cleveland Rhapsody was over.

That's when it hit him: "I'll create a musical revue by and for people who share my condition, and we'll call ourselves ' Dog Heaven '." He imagined how they'd tour the world, playing in clubs like Vanity Fare and retirement homes like Stone Ranch. To finance his dream, he went to the track and bet his life savings on a sure thing, Overplex, to win in the sixth race. Needless to say, his "sure thing" finished dead last, and he was wiped out, feeling like an utter Quincy Hunch.

These days our hero pays the bills by selling Collarit Beautiful door-to-door, and relaxes in front of the TV watching re-runs of The Nurture Channel. He still dreams of touring with the band, but for now his life story might be called Curtailing Norma.

The End.


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