Wordlab

I have borrowed this from Michael McIntyre.

He says that Aaron is by far the worst boy’s name.

Why?

Because it means that when your parents sat down with a book of possible names, they got as far the very first name in the book and then called it quits right there.

In his words:

‘Right; that’s got that settled. Let’s go down the pub’

Let’s see, if this name gets the kid naming project over with so quickly that you can then say, ‘Right; that’s got that settled. Let’s go down the pub’, then how could this be the worst name ever? For that reason alone it might just be the best name ever. Although ‘Aaquron’ would end the project sooner, leading to a quicker pint, and thus be better still.

Anyone up for ‘Aaaaaah’ for a baby name?

…depends how good the pint is

…or if you’re having twins (1 pint each).