Since Halloween is here, it’s time to once again face our fears and contemplate our scary neighbor to the north, Canada. In honor of the Halloweenery that has engulfed North America on this festive Day Before the Day of the Dead, we offer a primer on some of the more esoteric Halloween traditions unique to the land up north:
In Canada people welcome trick-or-treators by placing pumpkins called jack-o’-lanterns in their windows.
Also in Canada it is bad luck for a black cat to cross your path, enter your home, or even enter your ship.
In Canada people give trick-or-treaters sweets to make sure they are not played a trick on.
Children make Jack-o’-lanterns for hallowe’en.
Dressing up as witches, ghosts and beasts for trick-or-treating is done also.
I know, I know, it sounds like Jabberwocky to us readers in the USofA, and seems to make no sense whatsoever. You’ll just have to trust my sources that in Canada it’s all perfectly logical.
So, a Happy Halloween to you then, eh?
BONUS MATERIAL: As an extra quasi-holiday featurette, I’ve created the following poem, “Canadian Halloween”, from the 69 words quoted above, put into random order using a random number generator:
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as make is people enter make
by your is called Canada
cat luck and jack-o’-lanterns black
not home your it done in your for hallowe’en
even their for your to Children in played
In Also or on also
placing sure ship up are Dressing welcome
give to a bad beasts
ghosts windows cross for