150 Funny Baseball / Softball Team Names

October 11, 2012 in Names/Naming by snark

Calling all Weakened Warriors: If you are looking for great, funny names for your baseball or softball team, or even for your fantasy baseball team, we’ve got ‘em by the score. Here’s a taste — see all 150 funny baseball and softball team names below, after the jump:

Backdoor Sliders
Base Desires
Caught Looking
Dirtyball
Hazmat Suitors
Hit Squad
Ice Cold Pitchers
Master Blasters
Multiple Scoregasms
Ponytail Express
Scratch & Sniff
Screwballs
Sons of Pitches
Victorious Secret
Village Idiots

It’s no longer enough just to show up at the local baseball diamond or softball park and expect to play ball. No, you need a strong brand identity for your team. Why just out-play the competition when you can out-name them as well? In this list you will find some great names that will help you do just that — but it’s only the beginning of what we offer here — see the reference links at the bottom of the post for even more team naming goodness.

And now, on with the names…

The full list of 150 funny baseball / softball team names:

99 Problems
Abusement Park
Alley Boys
Ally Oops
Amazons
Angry Chicks
Around The Horn
Backdoor Sliders
Bad Intentions
Ball Busters
Balls Out
Banshees
Base Desires
Bat Rage
Beer Nuts
Beer View Mirrors
Bench Johnnies
Bench Warmers
Bitchy and Bossy
Blood Bath & Beyond
Blue Ballers
Bombers
Breaking Ballers
Brokebat Mountain
Carpet Munchers
Catty
Caught Looking
Chaos Chicas
Chaw ‘Nuff
Chin Music
Cleats & Cleavage
Cow Tipping Dwarfs
Crash Dummies
Cuties from the Block
Designated Drinkers
Diamond Divas
Dirt Eaters
Dirtyball
Disco Ninjas
Divas, Achievas & Believas
Dream Killers
Dugout Dung
Dung Beetles
Exploding Elmos
Farmers’ Daughters
Fast Girls
Flaming Turtles
Free A Gents
Fungo Nation
Glove Love
Good Wood
Grass Hoppers
Grim Reapers
Hazmat Suitors
Head Hunters
Heavy Hitters
Help Wanted
Hit for Brains
Hit Squad
Hitmen
Hoochies
Hood Rats
Human Capitals
Hustlers
Ice Cold Pitchers
Infield Diamonds
Killer Dolls
Know Nothings
Krushers
Last Pick
Leather and Lace
Left Behind
Line Drivers
Lost Boys
Mad Dogs
Mall Rats
Man-Eating Squirrels
Master Blasters
Mean Girls
Minimum Wagers
Miracle Workers
Misfits
Mound Mermaids
Mudcats
Multiple Scoregasms
Nasty Girls
Nemesis
Nice Snatch
Nine Inch Males
Oddballs
Off Base
Old Farts
One Hit Wonders
Pants On The Mound
Piglet
Pink Sox
Pitch Slap
Ponytail Express
Popup Weasels
Power Outage
Prinsesses
Pussy Riot
Queen Bees
Question Marks
Rippers
Rounders
Saddle Soars
Salsa Girls
Scared Hitless
Scratch & Sniff
Screwballs
She Devils
Shockers
Shutdowns
Silent Assassins
Smooth Operators
Sons of Pitches
Special K’s
Spinal Tappers
Spitting Llamas
Splat
Spoilers
Sugar & Spice
Summer Girls
Swamp Donkeys
Sweet Spot
Swingers
Swingin’ Singles
The Bomb Squad
The Breaking Balls
The Fast and Furious
The Fighting Amish
The Free Agents
The Grass Stains
The He-Shes
The Mullet Mafia
The Other White Meat
The Scrubs
The Strikers
The Wet Wedgies
The Wrecking Crew
The Y-Nots!
Thunder Bunnies
Tomboyz
Victorious Secret
Village Idiots
Voodoo Dolls
Weakened Warriors
Whole Enchilada
Yes Dear

For more team naming fun, see Wordlab’s Team Name Generator and our archive list of Sports Team Names. And if you’re still stuck, or just want some personalized service, sign up for a free Wordlab account and post a new Topic to our Sports Team Names group Forum. Give us the details of your team and sport, and members of the Wordlab community will chime in with suggested names. Because that’s how we roil around here. Wordlab members can also add their own favorite funny baseball and softball team names in the comments section below.

Batter up!