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Death comes to all of us. It can take you anytime, and anywhere. Do you have feelings or secrets that you would like to tell? Maybe you should make special arrangements.
Final Partings provides to you, the ability to send your pre-written personal messages by email or postal mail after your death. You may send a message to a distant old friend or to a loved one close by. Imagine the emotional relief of knowing that your message will be shared in private to the right person at the right time. Unlike handwritten messages, you will also feel secure in knowing that those messages written using Final Partings will not be found by the wrong person or at the wrong time.
Which makes you think. What about your email? Who can get access to your email after you're gone? These are not casual concerns. Maybe you should consult a lawyer.
Should your ISP provide your family members with access to your emails? The answer has more than two sides, but ready ones that I can come up with are that your family members are going to go through your things anyway, so what's the difference between rummaging through your files and papers at home and rummaging through your email?
Which makes me think. What about my digital media collection? Maybe I should have a porn buddy.
"With adult DVD sales now topping 15 billion dollars, some men are afraid to leave behind too much of a legacy," said spokesman Scott Mabat, announcing Adult DVD Trader's launch. "The apex of trust in the 21st century is the Porn Buddy. In case of a man's death or incapacitation, his Porn Buddy's mission is to clear the house of all porn before his mother pays a bereaved visit. This modern day blood brother is entrusted with a house key and the secret location of the stash.
In the end, it's just good estate planning to give a porn buddy the email login and password combinations, and instructions to bowdlerise the computer.
Posted by abnu on Saturday, April 23, 2005 @ 12:21 AM [ + ]

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