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Arr! It's ahoy! C'mere me buxom beauty, and prepare to swab the poop deck ye filthy bilge rat! Korn star Jonathan Davis has been added to our list of celebrities who fancy ridiculous baby names. Davis and his wife, porn star Deven Davis, have named their son Pirate.
I'm a pirate! That I be!
I sail me ship upon the sea!
I stay up late - till half past three!
And that's a peg below me knee!

Yo Ho, my friends I have a tale
of treasure, plunder, sea and sail
my story's bigger than a whale
it gets so deep, ye'll have to bail.

Chorus
I'm a pirate! That I be!
I sail me ship upon the sea!
I stay up late - till half past three!
And that's a peg below me knee!

I like to fish, I like to fight
I like to stay up half the night
When I say "starboard" ye go right!
Me ma, she says, "Ye look a fright!"

Chorus
I'm a pirate! That I be!
I sail me ship upon the sea!
I stay up late - till half past three!
And that's a peg below me knee!

I've got no hand but that's me hook!
I pillage stuff but I'm no crook.
Me booty's in this chest I took.
They'll write about me in a book!

Chorus
I'm a pirate! That I be!
I sail me ship upon the sea!
I stay up late - till half past three!
And that's a peg below me knee!

And that's all there is to this song.
I hope it hasn't been too long.
A pirate's life might just be wrong
So grow up nice and big and strong!
A Children's Pirate Shanty, by Mark "Cap'n Slappy" Summers of Talk Like A Pirate Day.

The new baby pirate has a full name—Pirate Howsmon Davis. Sadly, the boy's parents missed by a yardarm the opportunity to name him Pirate Howell Davis, so that, on the slim chance this kidd survives schoolyard mutinies and grows up not to be a mass murderer, a rock star, or a porn star, he might use the respectable moniker, P. Howell Davis, on his business cards and still have a good laugh and a grog with his mates.
Posted by abnu on Monday, March 28, 2005 @ 12:04 AM [ + ]

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