Martha Stewart has a new identity: she's now federal inmate Number 55170-054. At precisely 10:08:47 EDT on September 27, 2004, before she had time to embroider her number on her pillow case or tattoo it on her shoulder (depending on which
satirical website is reporting the news), some bottom-feeding, scum-sucking, money-grubbing cyberpirate registered 55170-054.com.
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Nice. How come it's so easy for these sleazeballs to beat the teams of lawyers and public relations professionals protecting the Empress of Omnimedia?
On a positive note, Martha's brand managers might be pleased that the happy homemaker will be lodging at
Camp Cupcake rather than Club Fed.
Posted by
abnu on Monday, September 27, 2004 @ 7:44 PM
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