No ifs ands or butts: Descriptive names really work for some products.
Pharmacist George Boudreaux opened his Louisiana drugstore in 1978 and soon began whipping up an old fashioned elixir that magically cured lots of irritated baby bottoms—and people discovered it also worked wonders on itches, scrapes and cuts. Local doctors started sending people to George for his miracle cream—they just didn't know what to call it. One doctor recalls laughing, "I'd send them over to see George and say, 'He's got a really good butt paste.'"
"It's not just for diaper rash anymore!" according to the company
website. As well as soothing incontinent rashes and rectal itching, it's been shown to be effective for chapped lips--which can be caused by excessive ass-kissing.
Posted by
abnu on Monday, August 23, 2004 @ 9:31 AM
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